As businesses go nuts trying to juggle both CNY and Valentine’s, let me wish you a safe and lovely festive season.
Remember, if you blast off a limb and shoot out an eye playing fireworks, I’ll be the first to nominate you for the Malaysian Darwin Awards under the category of “Exemplary (Failed) Effort in Eradicating Self From Gene Pool”.
If you’re celebrating Valentine’s Day too, please remember that whatever you do in the name of true or misguided love, you don’t have to wait till the Great Day of Tasteless Consumerism to show it.
Have a heart. I got it for you specially.