Dear People Who Have My E-mail Address,
That forwarded email (those things with huge blocks of past recipients and a lot of “Fwd:” in front of an eye-catching subject) that you’re about to send me because you’re concerned about the well-being of me and mine? I can usually prove it’s a hoax after spending 30 [...]
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Note to all email users
Note to Night Callers
Dear family friends,
Please refrain from calling my household after 10:30pm. This is because people who still actually use the house phone are long asleep by then and waking them up (in the event that their hantu malam children are otherwise not available to pick up), is deemed rather impolite.
There are these things called mobile phones [...]
Note to business contacts
Dear Overly-Helpful Recipients of my Name Card,
Please stop forwarding my work email to various organisations for the sole purpose of letting them spam me with their promotions and workshops. While I won’t object quite as violently with organisations based in Kuching, information about events, food promotions and workshops taking place in Kuala Lumpur are of [...]
